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Norweigan Community bans Peeing While Standing

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Urination will go to committee
A local decision that schoolboys must sit on toilet seats when urinating has provoked political debate.

The head of The Democrats Party, a splinter group of former Progress Party hardliners, Vidar Kleppe, is outraged that boys at Dvergsnes School in Kristiansand have to sit and pee.

Kleppe accuses the school of fiddling with God's work, and wants the matter discussed at the executive committee level of the local council, newspaper Dagbladet reports.

"When boys are not allowed to pee in the natural way, the way boys have done for generations, it is meddling with God's work," Kleppe told the newspaper.

"It is a human right not to have to sit down like a girl," Kleppe said.

Principal Anne Lise Gjul at Dvergsnes School would not comment on Kleppe's plans to make political waves and regretted if anyone was offended by the ban on standing and passing water.

Gjul told NRK (Norwegian Broadcasting) that the young boys are simply not good enough at aiming, and the point was to have a pleasant toilet that could be used by both boys and girls.

I keep hoping that something was lost in the translation.

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the young boys are simply not good enough at aiming, and the point was to have a pleasant toilet that could be used by both boys and girls.

I can see the rationale behind this. If the toilets are shared, and the boys are pissing all over the seats, it's only fair to make them sit down so the girls don't have to sit in piss. The ideal solution would be to get separate facilities.

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Originally Posted by glatt

My ex had an older, widowed aunt. When asked why she never remarried, she replied "Well hell, if I wanted yellow carpet in my bathroom I'd install it myself." :D

This is what comes of having too much cold weather and four months of night. People go nuts trying to figure out shit to screw with.

I demand home urinals!!!

The time has arrived!!!

This simple solution is cheap, saves water, and solves the seat problem once and for all. It only requires a little space and one more set of pipes behind the wall.

John the revolution!

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Originally Posted by Undertoad

Might as well, men refuse to put the seat down anyway (I call for laws requiring men and women to put both the seat and the lid down, fair for everyone!)

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Originally Posted by Undertoad

John the revolution!

:lol:

I would love home urinals. I want the old fashioned kind you never see anymore. The kind that's tiled into the floor and is about 4 feet tall.

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Originally Posted by glatt

I would love home urinals.

at my house, it's also called the sink...

just get a stool for the small fry.;)

Is this the peeing in the shower thread?

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Aren't You Glad You're an American?

American Standard?

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Originally Posted by barefoot serpent

at my house, it's also called the sink...

just get a stool for the small fry.;)

:whofart: :lol2:

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Originally Posted by barefoot serpent

at my house, it's also called the sink...

just get a stool for the small fry.;)

..but don't forget to move the dishes first........

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Originally Posted by glatt

Is this the peeing in the shower thread?

Just as long as it isn't the poop molecules on the toothbrush thread.

The kitchen sink is a is easier than going all the way to the bathroom.
But, paper towels just ain't Charmin, that's for sure. :headshake

why must we urinate onto porcelain at all? the fenceline is good enough for every other critter, it's good enough for me.