I'm pretty new here myself, but...
 

Instead of asking you all questions, how about you all ask ME some? :D

There is NO question I won't answer.

Do ya?

I do...often!

Where's the quizmaster general?

ah...... the last person to say 'I do' cost me a fortune....

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

I'm gonna be serious!

What twist of fate brought you to the Cellar?
Do you regret it yet?
How many marshmellows can you fit in your mouth at once?

Those are seriously serious questions.

I think the burning question on every Cellarite's mind is: What was your most incredibly embarassing sexual experience? Either that, or do you like ice cream?

Depends on the Wood and the chuck.

I found the cellar through the door on Mental Floss.

When I was a kid, I could fit 7 marshmallows in my mouth. Can't stand 'em now. :-)

Yes, I like icecream. As for the other question, I don't get embarrassed by any sex just so long as I'm having it. lol!!!

Why won't you put a location in your profile?

I thought I did. I'll fix that. I'm in Scottsdale, AZ.

If a picture paints a thousand words, why can't I paint you?

Because the brush hairs tickle my armpits.