The utterly pointless Clint Eastwood Thread
 

Chuck Norris turned out to be a retard.


Clint Eastwood lights his cigars with pictures of Chuck Norris recieving his diagnosis of erectile disfunction.

Clint Eastwood is looking for a new orangutan. Chuck Norris is first in line for the Monday call.

Clint Eastwood created the Grand Canyon by dragging Chuck Norris back and forth by his pubes.

Clint Eastwood said to Chuck Norris "Go ahead, make my Sunday."

Chuck Norris used to have a full beard. Clint Eastwood scared most of it away by raising one of his eyebrows.

Chuck Norris has a new tv show coming out. It's called "I Need A Walker, Texas Ranger".

Clint's new movie: A Fistful of Dollars Shoved Up Chuck Norris' Ass

when Clint squints, Chuck ducks.

edit: fix'n teh typo

Chuck Norris once challenged Clint Eastwood to a duel. Chuck was so cocky he said Clint could pick the weapon.

Clint Eastwood said "jazz piano"
...and then played some smooth riffs that caused every woman within a 10-mile radius to have a simultaneous orgasm.

Now it was Chuck's turn. He picked the piano up over his head and crushed the puny Clint Eastwood like a bug.

Now he's coming for you. You're all fucked.

Great googly moogly, LJ. Chuck Norris is an actor. His movies and shows are make-believe. What would've happened if it turned out he was gay? Would your head explode?

I just don't understand your attitude. You sound betrayed. Was Chuck Norris supposed to warn you personally that he's Christian?

In addition, you have judged Chuck Norris solely because he is a Christian. Do you want people to judge you solely because you work for an auto dealer?

did you read the link wolf posted? it wasn;t that he was christian, it was that he was such a smarmy cunt about it.

btw, i appreciate your trying to call me out, and wish i had more time to flame with you.......can i get a rain check?


bbttww, flint, that was some funny shit

Fixed.

yo. don;t misquote me, blasphemy boy.

<3

So you would have felt better if he'd been all macho about it -- "I'm a Christian. Smirk, and I will mash you to road kill."?