Vampires Not Real!
 

(According to physicist Costas Efthimiou)

"Efthimiou takes out the calculator to prove that if a vampire sucked one person's blood each month -- turning each victim into an equally hungry vampire -- after a couple of years there would be no people left, just vampires. He started his calculations with just one vampire and 537 million humans on Jan. 1, 1600 and shows that the human population would be down to zero by July 1602."

Whew! That's a relief.

Do me a favor and don't tell my 5 year-old nephew that. I've convinced him that vampires come out on Halloween night and he's psyched for it.

wake up and smell the garlic!

*glances at mirror*

That only proves the bitten don't automatically turn into vampires with one bite. :lol2:

Oh, crap. :worried:

Oh crap...we're *all* vampires!? That sucks.

And everyone knows that vampires can hibernate for decades if necessary if there aren't enough people to go around.

Anyone who believes that vampires don't exist has not been paying attention to the senate races.

so who is in charge of the blood banks?

...and can't they feed off each other?

And they kill most of their victims before they change... duh!

Stop it! :worried:

They become tax collectors & social security workers when they hibernate.

And financial aid administrators....mwah ha ha ha ha ha ha