Define a righty...
 

...and remember lefties, this is your chance to tell them what you really think! ;)

The George W. Bush Loyalty Quiz

My score was 2 out of 10. :)

Republican National Convention Schedule

New York, NY

6:00 PM Opening Prayer, led by the Rev. Jerry Falwell
6:30 PM Pledge of Allegiance
6:35 PM Burning of Bill of Rights (excluding 2nd amendment)
6:45 PM Salute to the Coalition of the Willing
6:46 PM Seminar #1: Getting your kid a military deferment
7:30 PM First Presidential Beer Bong
7:35 PM Serve Freedom Fries
7:40 PM EPA Address #1: Mercury, it's what's for dinner
8:00 PM Vote on which country to invade next
8:10 PM Call EMTs to revive Rush Limbaugh
8:15 PM John Ashcroft Lecture: The Homos are after your children
8:30 PM Roundtable discussion on reproductive rights (MEN only)
8:50 PM Seminar #2: Corporations: the government of the future
9:00 PM Condi Rice sings "I Can't Help Lovin' Dat Man"
9:05 PM Second Presidential Beer Bong
9:10 PM EPA Address #2 Trees: the real cause of forest fires
9:30 PM Break for secret meetings
10:00 PM Second prayer, led by Cal Thomas
10:15 PM Lecture by Karl Rove: Doublespeak made easy
10:30 PM Rumsfeld demonstration: How to squint and talk macho
10:35 PM Bush demonstration of trademark deer-in-headlights stare
10:40 PM John Ashcroft demonstrates new mandatory Kevlar chastity belt
10:45 PM Clarence Thomas reads list of black Republicans
10:46 PM Third Presidential Beer Bong
10:50 PM Seminar #3: Education: a drain on our nation's economy
11:10 PM Hilary Clinton Pinata
11:20 PM Second John Ashcroft Lecture: Evolutionists: the dangerous new cult
11:30 PM Call EMTs to revive Rush Limbaugh again
11:35 PM Blame Clinton
11:40 PM Laura serves milk and cookies
11:50 PM Closing Prayer, led by Jesus Himself
12:00 AM Nomination of George W. Bush as Holy Supreme Planetary Overlord

Fun Extra Activities for those attending session above:

Global National Roulette - Rumsfeld spins the wheel to see which nation will be the next one "made safe for democracy."

Dealing with the poverty issue: Dick Cheney gets to kill as many people below the poverty line as he can in one hour. Those who die will be accused of not following proper hunter safety rules.

Bonfire on the White House lawn: All copies of the Constitution will be thrown into the flames ans Republican members of Congress will dance around it dressed like Iraqi's and giving war whoops.

Halliburten Door Prize: The winner gets to charge the US military $200/gal for gas in Iraq and keep the proceeds for one entire year.

Army night in the DC ghetto: Watch as all young black males between the ages of 18 and 30 are rounded up at gun point and given the choice of joining the army or facing the firing sqad.

Laura Bush and Connie Rice mud wrestling match. The winner gets to keep her man and the loser has to go to bed with Jeb Bush.

Homeland Security surprise arrests. The names of liberals will be put into a hat and drawn at random. Those names picked get surprise 3:00am visits by Homeland Security, declared unlawful enemy aliens and a free trip to Cuba for life.

7:35 PM Serve Freedom Fries
:lol:

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"Your score is 1 on a scale of 1 to 10. You hate Bush with a writhing passion. You think he is an idiot, a liar, and a warmonger who has been an utterly incompetent, miserable failure of a president. Nothing would give you greater pleasure than seeing him impeached and run out of the White House, except maybe seeing him dragged away in handcuffs."

Hate is a little strong...I like "are disgusted with" better. :p

"Your score is 0 on a scale of 1 to 10. You hate Bush with a writhing passion. You think he is an idiot, a liar, and a warmonger who has been an utterly incompetent, miserable failure of a president. Nothing would give you greater pleasure than seeing him impeached and run out of the White House, except maybe seeing him dragged away in handcuffs"

*chuckles*
Interesting that 1 out of 10 and 0 out of 10 are identical.

I thought the test would offer some sort of insight, but it just tells you what you already knew when you made your selections. Kinda pointless.

Yes..you would think it would be a little lighter...perhaps leave out "utterly" before "incompetent" or something.

I got a 0 as well.

That is so accurate!

I didn't even select the "Right" answers for each of the questions, However, I did choose "He won, get over it" and "It was Clinton's Fault"

It goes down the right side of your slacks.

You did better than I. ;) Wow, that's amazing... they hit the nail right on the head.

Bango, right on target. Some of the questions lumped you into either the seething bush haters group or the dim bulb 'waiting for the rapture' group' though.:neutral: