Sexual History: Fact or Fiction?
 

Since before the dawn of time, man, or something like him, has yearned for answers to questions about things. Who amongst ye may stand up and declare: Lo! The cometh of the questionings dost befoul mine ears! Yes, this is also true as a palindrome. Ask Sherman Williams. Does it tickle your fancy to quest towards thine own great big see-saw in the sky of yesterday, tommorow, and all the times to come? He who quests thusly is rewarded according to his own dingleberry. You see, but you do not see. Ask and ye shall forget. Declare and ye shall truly never remember that which is destined in the stars.

Yes, a thousand times yes!

Though I behold great sorrow in the circuitry fabric of incandescent illuminators I also hold much hope for the continuing characterization of the many who have come before me. Nay, the thousands who kneel before the regency must have a voice given to the masses that have tread upon this earth.

Or not.

er....um....ahh......


ZOINK!

:worried:

Don't Panic


Do those look like large friendly letters to you? I can't really tell...

Are you guys drinking?

:lol:

Not for five more minutes (this is in keeping with the liver of a god regulation)

Yes, both. It is fact that it is a fiction, and it is fiction that it is a fact.

da da da da da da da da...Batdance!

Can someone share the crack please?

muahahah smartarse bluecuracao

AMAZING, someone even more rational and intelligent than bmwmcaw!

Vibra-slap sounds dirty. She said "lick my vibra-slap, big boy".

You'd know exactly what it was if you heard it. That little wooden box has a metal thingee inside it that goes back and forth, hitting both sides in rapid succession, and diminishing volume as the vibration of the whole device decreases. Sounds similar a rattlesnake. You hear it at the beginning of slinky jazz-funk grooves, usually it marks the "1" of the beat. >>>>>>> How's that for thread drift?