TheOnion's Editorial Cartoon SUCKS
 

November 22, 2006: a two-day-old reference to the O.J. Simpson story. This is not up to the high standards of TheOnion. :2cents:

I wouldn't take it too hard, man. It would have been difficult to come up with anything more darkly humorous and absurd than the entire notion of the OJ - If I Did It thing anyway.