To fart or not to fart?
 

Is it PC to let one rip in front of your partner?

Do you know you are in a real relationship when your partner dutch ovens you to within an inch of your life?

It's definitely PC to let one rip in front of your partner.

Where ever you may be, let the wind blow free!

That's our motto. ;)

dutch ovening is beyond the pale. Otherwise remember why god made farts smelly:


So deaf people could enjoy them too.

Dealing with my mother's colostomy care has made me a much greater conniessiuer of vaporous emissions. Once you've dealt with this, you come to realize that the gas (or anything) that processes all the way through the digestive system is much, much better.

Like unto roses, really.

that processes all the way through the digestive system by itself is probably more to the point. ;)

Hmmmm - theres something wrong with me, I dont like to fart in company!! Whether it be partner of 3 years or even my parents.

I did manage to walk into my bosses office and do them proud, first time in 5 years....they did the perfect O face, then near wet themselves laughing.

I had good reason to do this, they spend all afternoon trying to kill each other with their gassiness.

The only farts that bother me are the sneeze farts ones. They're the ones that can really be embarrassing. Imagine if the queen did one of them.

I dont like farting in my sleep, especially with a new guy. I must have a bit of a phobia...coz I wake myself up when I fart if I am spending the nite with a new guy.

Elevator farts rock though!!!!! My girlfriend near made me gag in the elevator one morning after, I felt soooo bad for the lovely family that got in the floor after she dropped that little gem.

Actually, I DO fart in front of my very good girlfriends.

I hate it when my farts wake me up!

A vacant house is better than a bad tenant.

I have been known to clear rooms. If you can't fart in front of your significant other, then it is hard to share other things.

poop molecules

Ah crap. That reminds me that it's time to replace my toothbrush.

I always enjoyed farting in the darkroom (was X-ray work) and then scooting out the revolving door only to seal the gaseous mix in for the next overworked and underpaid tech to come in and develop her work.

Good times...