How many different words can we come up with for...
 

..."vagina?"

cooter

honeypot
love grotto

pee pouch ...that always grosses me out

twat
peeshee

my all time favourite - snatch
because it gives the phrase "Don't snatch!" a different meaning

"I snatch eats and vice versa."--unknown

For a mexican girl I call it "sopapilla" (a honey-filled pastry) as in "I'd slam her sloppy sopapilla" ...

box


"box in a box" reply to "dick in a box" if you haven't seen it yet

"Give me, give me
something to hold on to
give me, give me
something to hold on to
Will you remove my shoes and
lift up my skirt
Will you eat my box while I work
Eat it while I work"
--Hagfish, "Stamp"

And of course...

"I love cunts!"--Juju

"If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?"

Snap the Wonder Clam. (Courtesy of a female comedian whose name escapes me at the moment.)

pookie

Rhoda and her friend Zite used to refer to their vaginas as "their shit," which never quite sounded right to me.

it's a beeeeeeeaaaaver!

i love that