And how many different words can we come up with for...
 

..."penis?"

Heat seeking moisture missile

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Member

Skin Flute

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy.
It's divine to own a dick,
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick.
So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake,
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
Your Percy, or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons.
You can slip it in your sock,
But don't take it out in public,
Or they will stick you in the dock,
And you won't come back.


Monty Python!

Oh great...you already took "cock"...what the hell is Jim gonna use now?

prong
tube steak
bologna pony
love tool
love muscle

junk
wang
schlong
putz
naughty bits (includes scrotum)
dingus
manhhod
bulging balloon beluga

male organ

'sycamore'

Instant Hall of Fame material!

This, of course, applies to both LJ's rejoinder *and* my penis.

"Hall of Fame" belongs in the vagina thread.

the donger
big pink thermometer

in the 'throwing a hotdog down a hallway' sense, i take it?

Sausage
As in "sausage in a cathedral" - the Brit equivilant of the above

Willy
Dinkle

Great! Now I'm a hemaphrodite! I'm so confused! Thanks, Fucker!

Rump pumper

beaver cleaver