You know you've been a Cellar member too long when...
 

..you fill out a profile for EHarmony and they send a SWAT team to your house.

..you know exactly what Wolf and Bruce would want for Christmas but haven't a clue what to buy your spouse.

..you judge yard sale items by how cool they would look on the doodad thread.

..you find yourself mentally trying to choose appropriate smilies for offline conversations.

-- you slip and say 'cock' in frustration at work....you know you've done it.

I've done it!

You know you've been a Cellar member too long when....

.... if it ever happens I'll resurrect this thread

....you can't find the IOTD page for ages - and only then realise you're not actually on The Cellar

...you never click the IOTD thread without a blank recipe card in hand.

You decide to wear an adult diaper so you can catch up on the last 2 days of activity.

when you have a higher post count than the owner?

--catching up with old friends happens on a wednesday night in your loungeroom PC.

-- you see a chiouaua grooming book at the markets and think "ill get that for staceyv " --- then realise you dont ACTUALLY know her. loser.

I'll let you know when I get there....

Not possible.

you come back after nearly 2 years and people still know who you are

...you realize that you are physically incapable of restraining yourself from posting hateful responses to Christospam.

...you tell your family and co-workers that your buddy "GazpachoHeadLice" said the most astute thing regarding peace in the middle east and the implications for natural selection and economic divisions.

you have withdrawal symptoms if UT fails to post the IotD before noon.