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Mircea.Gabriel 03-14-2007 04:32 PM

Jesus Loves You !
 
The time has come," Jesus said. "The kingdom of God is near. Repent

For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son,that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life. 17For God did not send his Son into the world to condemn the world, but to save the world through him. 18Whoever believes in him is not condemned, but whoever does not believe stands condemned already because he has not believed in the name of God's one and only Son. 19This is the verdict: Light has come into the world, but men loved darkness instead of light because their deeds were evil. 20Everyone who does evil hates the light, and will not come into the light for fear that his deeds will be exposed. 21But whoever lives by the truth comes into the light, so that it may be seen plainly that what he has done has been done through God

glatt 03-14-2007 04:40 PM

I think the time has come to ban this person.

Elspode 03-14-2007 04:42 PM

Jesus loves you so much that he allows some of his "celibate" employees to actually demonstrate to you, physically, how much he does, in fact, love you. The demonstrations start out when you're pretty young, though, so don't forget to talk to your kids about the birds, bees and Jesus.

Cloud 03-14-2007 05:24 PM

wow. Jesus likes spam.

who knew?

lumberjim 03-14-2007 05:27 PM

invoketh the single issue hammer clause and smite this wanker.

Happy Monkey 03-14-2007 05:32 PM

Location:
BUCAREST - ROMANIA
Interests:
HOLY BIBLE

HungLikeJesus 03-14-2007 06:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cloud (Post 323103)
wow. Jesus likes spam.

who knew?

I really think that Jesus prefers Mexican food. I will ask him this weekend at dinner.

rkzenrage 03-14-2007 09:06 PM

Noooo.... I think we should discuss this.

lumberjim 03-14-2007 09:08 PM

discuss what?

rkzenrage 03-14-2007 09:16 PM

That Jesus loves me &/or the kingdom of god is near.
Reasonable discussion to have.

HungLikeJesus 03-14-2007 09:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rkzenrage (Post 323144)
That Jesus loves me &/or the kingdom of god is near.
Reasonable discussion to have.

You? I thought for sure that he loved my neighbor - when her husband was out of town.

freshnesschronic 03-14-2007 10:42 PM

this bot didn't even capitalize He or His......great use of honoring Jesus by degrading his pronoun!!!

HungLikeJesus 03-14-2007 11:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by freshnesschronic (Post 323160)
this bot didn't even capitalize He or His......great use of honoring Jesus by degrading his pronoun!!!

But neither did you!

By the way, in the English language pronouns are not capitalized, not even personal ones.

(P.S. What's a bot?)

freshnesschronic 03-14-2007 11:54 PM

i'm a pagan, I'm a heathen, the church will dispose of me don't worry about it

rkzenrage 03-15-2007 12:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HungLikeJesus (Post 323145)
You? I thought for sure that he loved my neighbor - when her husband was out of town.

I smoke stogies with Jesus on Wed. and used to drink with his cousin.


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