Songs with the word "asshole" in them
 

Okay, sycamore encouraged me to start this thread, but I really do want to know what other songs are out there with the word asshole in them, besides Denis Leary's "Asshole" song. Anyone got any? Oh yeah, and it has to be the whole word: asshole. Not just ass or hole. And if it is squaked by Courtney Love it doesn't count.

asshole son. weird al's cover of black hole sun. v. funny

The Urge--"Drunk Asshole"
Gene Simmons--"Asshole"
Ween--"Hey Fat Boy (Asshole)"
Pinto Bennett--"Honky Tonk Asshole"

Thanks to Bob Sutton for his "help."

Lyrics: Frank Zappa - broken hearts are for assholes
Sheik Yerbouti Album

Cherry Poppin' Daddies - "Drunk Daddy"

Mama married a big asshole
Whiskey bottles on the floor
He just keeps on watching TV
Stepchild's tired of being poor
Kitchen smells like rotten garbage
I can't chew my food my face is sore
Mama didn't come home last evening
Neighbors say that she's a whore

etc... It's a really uplifting song. :)

At first glance, seems like there's a lot of them:
asshole

Nice linky.

Gotta love Kinky Friedman

We don’t have no lovin’s in el paso
We don’t go to porno picture shows
We don’t swap our wives with our neighbors
And we keep our kids away from mexico.

And I’m proud to be an asshole from el paso
A place where sweet young virgins are deflowered.
You walk down the street knee-deep in tacos
Ta-ta-ta-tacos
And the wetbacks still get twenty cents an hour.

We don’t wipe our asses on old glory,
God and lone star beer are things we trust.
We keep our women virgins till they’re married
So hosin’ sheep is good enough for us.

And I’m proud to be an asshole from el paso
A place where sweet young virgins are deflowered.
You walk down the street knee-deep in tacos
Ta-ta-ta-tacos
And the wetbacks still get twenty cents an hour.

I’m proud to be an asshole from el paso
A place where sweet young virgins are deflowered.
You walk down that street knee-deep in tacos
Ta-ta-ta-tacos
And the wetbacks still get twenty cents an hour


umm.. Kinky's words not mine...:eek:

Only one I can think of was from the RepoMan soundtrack. Something about "Pablo Picasso was never called an asshole"

Allright, asshole songs were too easy, let's find songs with the word "tain't".

You mean like this?

Bush had this song that said something about "my asshole brother" I think...

... t'weren't ... t'wasn't ...

About Jeb?

What about...
 

I am a dumba$$

This was originally recorded by the Modern Lovers, but the two cover versions by John Cale and David Bowie are better known:

Pablo Picasso

Well some people try to pick up girls
And get called assholes
This never happened to Pablo Picasso
He could walk down your street
And girls could not resist his stare and
So Pablo Picasso was never called an asshole

Well the girls would turn the color
Of the avocado when he would drive
Down their street in his El Dorado
He could walk down your street
And girls could not resist his stare
Pablo Picasso never got called an asshole
Not like you
Alright

Well he was only 5'3"
But girls could not resist his stare
Pablo Picasso never got called an asshole
Not in New York

Oh well be not schmuck, be not obnoxious,
Be not bellbottom bummer or asshole
Remember the story of Pablo Picasso
He could walk down your street
And girls could not resist his stare
Pablo Picasso was never called an asshole
Alright this is it

Some people try to pick up girls
And they get called an asshole
This never happened to Pablo Picasso
He could walk down your street
And girls could not resist his stare and so
Pablo Picasso was never called...