Missing posts
 

Hey...did a couple of threads get deleted or something? Or did something happen with the board? I just happened to look at the number of posts I have, and it seems to be about 20-40 posts lower than I remember.

Not that I know of!

Huh. I would swear Bruce had broken 20,000, but now he's back down to 19,448. I think maybe syc's right.

I have the missing posts. I will post my demands shortly.

Bruce was over 20,000...hmmm...

Just....:worried: like don't hurt them....k?

No...we will not get you naked pictures of Betty White.

*stabs one of dana's posts in the eye with a pencil*

you will get me naked pictures of Betty White if I demand them. I'm no amature here, flatfoot.

Now... Here's what I want to start out:

1. You must cut down the tallest tree in the forest with...... a herring.
2. A shrubbery!
3. I'll tell you after i get the first two.

2. A Shrubbery! *snickers*

What about taking down two medium-sized trees with a guppy?

How about we trim your bush with a sardine? lol!!!

*cuts off sycamore's best post's ear and drops it in the fryer*

Mmmm...fried ears!

Wait, his best post? Which one was that?

So many to choose from...after all, each post I make is automatically one of the greatest in Cellar history.