I took a 12-year old to bed
 

Based on a true story.

I took a 12-year old to bed
My wife was out of town

I'll have to change the pillow case,
The sheets are streaked with brown

I hit my elbow on the point
and threw the rocks glass down

Next time I'll switch to Absolute
and skip the Highland Crown

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Ok, so this is about spilling whiskey on the bed; I hope I didn't give the wrong impression.

I couldn't find a whiskey/bourbon/scotch with the right name, but Highland Crown sounds like it could be genuine (I was actually drinking Macallan 12-yr-old).

I really really like that.

Originally it was going to start:

I took a 12-year old to bed
So soft and smooth and mellow

But I wasn't getting any inspiration except "pillow," which I didn't really like.

*chuckles* yeah. I can see how that might be difficult to follow on from. Shame though, was a nice line. But....i think the lineyou went with is actually much better. It makes it seem more illicit.

Bedophile!!!

Yes, I love that bed. It's a great bed. It weighs 6,000 pounds. It has a roll-cage and 3 USB ports. It smells like vanilla.

I took a 12-year old to bed
So soft and smooth and mellow

My conscience isn't troubled
I'm not that sort of fellow

She's a lovely golden amber
not some weak, anemic yellow

Smooth single malt Glenfiddich
Not rotgut blended Bellows

xoB - (may I call you xoB?) - very nice. We should have a "create a poem starting with..." thread.