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DucksNuts 04-18-2007 07:48 PM

Aussie Sex Surrogates...
 
http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,21578522-2,00.html

I'm thinking we should market this idea extensively overseas, I mean its not prostitution...no no no...its therapy.

I mean, $600 and my man comes out *fixed* of his sexual problems....money well spent???

:whofart:

rkzenrage 04-18-2007 08:34 PM

We Westerners are really sexually inhibited and hung-up to the point of deviance being the norm.
This is an excellent idea, not prostitution in any way and could really help a lot of people, couples and families in so many ways I hesitate to even try to pin down even a few examples.

Aliantha 04-18-2007 08:36 PM

talk about crazy scientists...

Perry Winkle 04-18-2007 08:39 PM

Sounds like fun.

Therapy used to be the accepted way for high society folks to feed their drug addictions. Now it's a way for them to indulge in prostitutes without penalty.

Great.

lumberjim 04-18-2007 11:43 PM

If you're so fucked up sexually that you need therapy........and somehow come to the conclusion that a sex therapist is going to benefit you and your spouse........


wait. i don't get it. you realize that you are all fucked up sexually.......and you're a married guy....who has a ...wife. and you determine that you need to pay a 'professional' to educate you?


yeah.....bullshit.

you want a hooker, cuz you're too embarrassed to tell your wife that you have the urge to get fucked in the ass with a dildo.....or whatever weird thing you like..... that's why hookers should be legal and regulated.

Or maybe, you could just be honest with people from the very beginning and accept the consequences of their reaction.

Ibby 04-18-2007 11:49 PM

Aussie sex surrogates?

Yes please. Do they come in six-packs?

DucksNuts 04-19-2007 05:13 AM

Prostitutes are very legal and well regulated over here.

I dont think you need a six pack Ibby, just take the pay for 4 sessions n get the introductory session to [insert your desired act here] free.

piercehawkeye45 04-19-2007 12:54 PM

I would never use something like this but I don't have any problem with it.

I don't think it is prostitution because only 15% of cases actually had sex, not that there is anything wrong with prostitution anyways.

I think this should be a last resort but if it works, it probably could do a lot for relationships and confidence.

Shawnee123 04-19-2007 12:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim (Post 335065)

you want a hooker, cuz you're too embarrassed to tell your wife that you have the urge to get fucked in the ass with a dildo.....or whatever weird thing you like..... that's why hookers should be legal and regulated.
.

snippage

jinx, I'm so sorry he had to tell you this way. :D

lumberjim 04-19-2007 01:49 PM

hey.

if i wanted any lip from you, i'd have scraped it off my zipper.

Shawnee123 04-19-2007 01:51 PM

zzzzzzzzziiiiiiinnnnnnnnggggg! (slinks away)

pourbill 04-19-2007 01:52 PM

I used to happily reflect on how many women I had helped over the years but this makes me feel cheated. $600! I let so many get off for just the price of a show and dinner. I feel cheap now.

cowhead 04-19-2007 05:04 PM

gotta go with Lj on this.

footfootfoot 04-19-2007 07:27 PM

It would take a lot more than $600 to cure me of my sexual problems...

wolf 04-20-2007 02:09 AM

Perhaps you can get a volume discount?


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