boating mishap
 

I don't know the details behind this image.

I wouldn't call that a 'mishap'. More like a 'holy crap daddy's gonna kill me!'

The question is how many times the body of the driver skipped across the water. Plus or minus 3?

And...did the right half travel farther than the left half that *ahem* sliced?

When and where
 

No one was killed, but the passenger broke his arm and got cut up. More info and more pictures at http://www.apg.army.mil/SIBO/quotes1.htm#Q15

(from that site) "Blinded by the lights of a passing sailboat" seems to imply that the accident happened at night. It it was a moonless night, it's quite believable that that could have happened. Having spent a lot of time on the waters in southern Jersey as a child, I can attest to the fact that, aside from the one light on them (brighter now than they used to be, I'll admit) bouys and markers are hard to see on dark nights.

Of course, given all that, he was just going too damn fast... :)

I wonder if they gave the drive a sobriety test...