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bluecuracao 05-03-2007 09:40 PM

What's the opposite of Nose Porn?
 
Smoke from a 2-alarm South Philly junkyard fire. :greenface

Hagar 05-04-2007 02:49 AM

burning hair...ewww

Undertoad 05-04-2007 06:28 AM

Busted capacitors and resistors... because not only does it smell like ass, it usually means something really bad happened or a mistake was made.

elSicomoro 05-04-2007 08:22 AM

I remember the explosion at the Sunoco refinery in 2000...we heard it and felt it on the other side of South Philly--I worked at 10th and Passyunk at the time. And it stunk like a motherfucker, IIRC.

Shawnee123 05-04-2007 08:28 AM

Coconut smell makes me gag.

Spexxvet 05-04-2007 09:11 AM

Farts, tar, burning rubber, foot porn.

Shawnee123 05-04-2007 09:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spexxvet (Post 340548)
Farts.

:eek: Not even your own? What's wrong with you, man? ;)

lumberjim 05-04-2007 09:44 AM

the opposite of Nose Porn would be Asshole Porn.

bluecuracao 05-04-2007 10:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sycamore (Post 340540)
I remember the explosion at the Sunoco refinery in 2000...we heard it and felt it on the other side of South Philly--I worked at 10th and Passyunk at the time. And it stunk like a motherfucker, IIRC.

Oh my GOD. Refineries stink like hell on a regular day--I can't begin to fathom what an explosion would smell like.

bluecuracao 05-04-2007 10:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim (Post 340558)
the opposite of Nose Porn would be Asshole Porn.

Are you sure??? I thought Asshole Porn would be the opposite of Mouth Porn.



I can't believe I just wrote that.

lumberjim 05-04-2007 10:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sycamore (Post 340540)
I remember the explosion at the Sunoco refinery in 2000...we heard it and felt it on the other side of South Philly--I worked at 10th and Passyunk at the time. And it stunk like a motherfucker, IIRC.

The pillar of black smoke was vivible in Chadds Ford. Couldn't smell it, thankfully.

jester 05-04-2007 10:55 AM

burnt potato - in the microwave - yeah not good:greenface

Weird Harold 05-04-2007 04:57 PM

Two African Americans, wearing modest cloths, at opposite ends of a room, not being video taped.

Clodfobble 05-04-2007 05:47 PM

This probably ought to go in the Unpopular Opinions thread... but the smell outside the local Krispy Kreme donut place makes me gag.

wolf 05-05-2007 02:10 PM

Homeless man, unwashed for 6+ months.

After peeling through multiple layers of winter clothing, including 2 pairs of quilted polyfill ski pants, and no undergarments, you discover that she is a homeless woman. And she has her period, along with urinary incontinence and diarrhea.

You know that thing you see on the crime shows ... putting Vicks in your nose? Doesn't really work.


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