101 ways to annoy your co-workers
 

(found thru del.icio.us)

101 Ways

Show up before they do. :)

Stealing mouse balls is an oldie--do people still use mice with balls?

They do if they want more mice!

You make it seem so easy. :) :)

Easy is my middle name. ;)

To add to one that they listed: Switch the regular coffee with decaf. After everyone gets used to the decaf, switch it back.

I think we do all of those as part of regular office procedures.

I like to page myself. Or fictitious names. Some times, when I hear someone getting paged repeatedly, I'll chime in and heap on the paging. Page them to the Mens room.

There are a couple guys here that occasionally will pick it up and just start singing. fortunately it has a 30 second time out feature

Show up.

ah there are oh so many ways...

depends on the level of severity you want to go to...

all I'm saying is superglue can work wonders...

Set them on fire?

I actually did quite a few of these.
I used to lock my chair to my desk at night & lock my keyboard in my drawer so the night crew could not use it.

I wish I could claim credit for this one...

A coworker once put scotch tape over the mouthpiece of another coworker's desk phone, so for a good couple of weeks, he couldn't figure out why people thought he sounded muffled when he made calls. I think the office tech guy was the one to finally see the tape, while trying to 'fix' the phone.

save your hole puncher confetti. fill a co worker's closed umbrella with it. wait for the rain.

if you ever find a coworker's camera phone, take a picture of your ass and make it their wallpaper

put Chippendale pics up as a guy's computer wallpaper

Set a raccoon loose in the ladies room.