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The Cellar is your 12-step Program

I came up with this this morning in the shower. It doesn't feel finished, but I ran out of hot water. (I'm not really happy with at least one line.)

The Cellar is your 12-step program
The Cellar is your neighborhood bar
The Cellar sits below the surface
You can't get here in your car

The Cellar is your 12-step program
Hello, my name’s HLJ
I once tried to leave The Cellar
But the others made me stay

The Cellar has rooms for every interest
The Cellar has drinks for every taste
Charles Bukowski’s in the back room
Making love to Princess Grace

The Cellar is your 12-step program
Hello, my name’s HLJ
I don’t really have a problem
I just came in to start my day

One day I saw Paris Hilton
Spread upon a table bare
One day I passed Hillary Clinton
Weeping on the bottom stair

There was more, but I thought it should end with Hillary. For now...

Quote:

Originally Posted by HLJ (Post 342557)

Hello, my name’s HLJ

I once tried to leave The Cellar

But the others made me stay...

Ahhhh yess. Another good decision pays dividends. pat, pat, pat.

Trust us, HLJ. We know what's best. For everybody except ourselves, that is. ;)

Short term storage

Brianna - I came back the next morning and moved them to safer storage. Double Ha.

Actually, I'm going to start a separate thread called Tidbits where anyone can put there ideas. Then you can steal them all you want.

[note - for added confusion - I'm actually responding to the post below this one.]

HA! Too late! I read it! How do you know I won't steal #1? Coz, you know, I just might. ;)

prolly will steal it, actually. prolly steal the peanut-breast of the virgin Mary, too.

Try to stop me! Bwhahahahahaha!