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Sundae 05-12-2007 03:04 AM

Bobby Brown on "24 Hours With..."
 
I'm posting this because it's been discussed where I am in real life, but I'm unable to get any sound on it, so all my comments are based on hearsay!



From what I have been told, it's a programme where a celebrity is locked in a room with a host for what is essentially a 24 hour interview. The host makes a quip about not laying any moves on Bobby - yet - and Bobby reacts badly, demanding to know whether he is locked in a room with a gay man.

If any of the above is incorrect or skewed, I hold my hands up for the reasons above. If it's true it saddens me that genuine homophobia (fear of gays) is still seen as acceptable by some people.

bluecuracao 05-12-2007 03:09 AM

Is there supposed to be a video? I'm not seeing it, SG...

Sundae 05-12-2007 03:10 AM

Oops, have fixed, thanks

bluecuracao 05-12-2007 03:30 AM

It could be just TV. But it's Bobby Brown--he doesn't have the best reputation regarding anything.

Ibby 05-12-2007 05:29 AM

Hey there, people, I'm Bobby Brown
They say I'm the cutest boy in town
My car is fast, my teeth is shiney
I tell all the girls they can kiss my heinie
Here I am at a famous school
I'm dressin'sharp 'n' I'm
Actin' cool
I got a cheerleader here wants to help with my paper
Let her do all the work 'n' maybe later I'll rape her
Oh God I am the American dream
I do not think I'm too extreme
An' I'm a handsome sonofabitch
I'm gonna get a good job 'n' be real rich

Women's Liberation
Came creepin' across the nation
I tell you people, I was not ready
When I fucked this dyke by the name of Freddie
She made a little speech then,
Aw, she tried to make me say when
She had my balls in a vice, but she left the dick
I guess it's still hooked on, but now it shoots too quick
Oh God I am the American dream
But now I smell like Vaseline
An' I'm a miserable sonofabitch
Am I a boy or a lady... I don't know which

So I went out 'n' bought me a leisure suit
I jingle my change, but I'm still kinda cute
Got a job doin' radio promo
And none of the jocks can even tell I'm a homo
Eventually me 'nd a friend
Sorta of drifted along into S&M
I can take about an hour on the tower of power
As long as I get a little golden shower
Oh God I am the American dream
With a spindle up my butt till it makes me scream
An' I'll do anything to get ahead
I lay awake nights sayin,' "Thank you, Fred!"
Oh God, Oh God, I'm so fantastic!
Thanks to Freddie, I'm a sexual spastic!

And my name is Bobby Brown
Watch me now; I'm goin' down,
And my name is Bobby Brown
Watch me now; I'm goin' down...

Elspode 05-12-2007 10:46 PM

If you're going to cite Zappa, credit him, fer Chrissakes. :headshake And Leonard Cohen, while we're at it.


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