After all the shit they've been through, they're still toghether
 

my asscheeks.

K.

TMI.

It's called toilet paper. They even have nifty wet nap type things for your ass. Might help with all the apparent crust that is sticking them together.

Oh, and ew.

i heard there was a serious rift between them, though.

here this should help you out..

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Unless you're strangely anatomically gifted, wouldn't be "all the shit that's been through them?"

Just sayin' is all

My source monitoring memory fails me, but I believe China is trying very hard to clean up it's badly translated Chinglish street signs and urban lettering in Beijing in time for the Olympics.

:lol:

Perhaps the butt gets dragged through it?
No shit in this clip, but an idea of how dragging could be accomplished.