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Undertoad 07-01-2007 08:20 AM
July 1, 2007: Rescue robot
 
http://cellar.org/2007/rescue_robot01.jpg

The innovative Japanese have done it again with this item, which xoB points out from Neatorama via the Tokyo Times blog, where there is already plenty of snark to go around. "...rumours that the robot is able to 'digest' those who don't make it and has been bought in bulk by a certain fast food restaurant chain have yet to be confirmed," says the Times. Good snark, that.

http://cellar.org/2007/rescue_robot02.jpg

If you're curious as to what the machine does when the person is not lying down flat, or when the person is not oriented north-south to the machine so that it can drag them into its slidey bit, or what happens with spinal injuries, well that's a lot of questions we won't be able to answer. Still, it's nice to see progress being made.

Wendalz 07-01-2007 09:33 AM
Hurrah, first post!
This reminds me of how the Japanese whaling ships work... but less bloody and lacking the harpoons.
But trust the Japs to think of something like that!

Gravdigr 07-01-2007 01:44 PM
Alright, I ain't scared, I'll say it: "Danger Will Robinson!! Danger!! Danger!!" I, for one, do not want to be eaten by a robot. Blown, or laid, maybe, but not eaten...:borg:

xoxoxoBruce 07-01-2007 02:21 PM
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　It gets near from the head of the main point rescue person who to the land has collapsed. Continuing, it extends the arm left and right and grasps the clothes around the shoulder of the main point rescue person.

The main point rescue person accommodation tray which to the [robokiyu] itself central part is provided outside, the arm left and right is used and the main point rescue person is inserted in the tray.

It is in a state where the main point rescue person is accommodated inside [robokiyu]. Inside [robokiyu], it is designed in such a way that the person and the conversation which are operated can do. In addition, in order to be able to supply oxygen even, it has become.
Wouldn't it be quicker, more versatile, and cheaper to hire 2 illegal immigrants with a stretcher?

spudcon 07-01-2007 04:38 PM
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Wouldn't it be quicker, more versatile, and cheaper to hire 2 illegal immigrants with a stretcher?
Bruce, I think you've stumbled on the solution to a number of problems.

richlevy 07-01-2007 08:19 PM
"All your body belong to us."

SPUCK 07-02-2007 03:29 AM
That is just sooo ... um... lame?

rkzenrage 07-02-2007 03:33 AM
It looks like it will crush my head like it is doing to that other dummy.
Can I just fend for myself?

Coign 07-02-2007 09:42 AM
I for one, welcome our body snatching robot overlords.

ferret88 07-02-2007 01:38 PM
How the heck is it ... what the heck is it grasping onto in order to drag the body? Looks like clothing, but that doesn't seem too terribly ...er...useful. Unless the designers were looking to undress the ..uh...victims...
Nah, couldn't be. Could it?

ferret88 07-02-2007 01:41 PM
Occurs to me the cartmen ("Bring out your dead!) from Monty Python and the Holy Grail could have used one of these.

justush 07-03-2007 01:57 AM
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Silazius 07-05-2007 09:28 AM
Soilent Green anyone?
 
I would be really freaked out if I saw Chaz Heston in the background...

TheMercenary 07-06-2007 08:19 AM
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TheMercenary 07-06-2007 08:20 AM
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