Have you ever....
 

...filled up the entire forum and subforums with you posts so when you look at the homepage and the last post by you for any thread and sub forum is by you?

...seriously thought about getting a life?

Sorry I'm really bored.
Go ahead post your "have you ever" questions and responses. :3eye:

Have you ever.....

Been jogging on your treadmill and trying to fuck with your ipod, put one foot on the stationary side bit (by mistake) and ended up on your arse with your dog looking at you all weird?

This is kinda like Ibbys *I bet none of you fuckers* thread.

I like them

Nope, but I'd like to see that. I'm doing what your dog was probably doing in his mind right now. :lol:

It hurt and my pride was wounded too...even though it was only the dog...I am sure I have lost a little of his respect now.

Really? lol

If it's any consolation, I don't respect you any less than I did before. ;)

Thats good, now I can sleep tonite :D

Don't worry, Ducks. Dogs are the best people and don't lose respect for you over such things. He might appreciate the entertainment, but.... Say, if you want someone to kiss where you're hurt and make it feel better, I doubt you'd have any trouble finding volunteers. ;)

i feel your pain. my cat gives me funny stares when i get undressed in front of him. like he is going "oh god mum/master - thats just wrong - human boobs nooooooooooooo"

Absolutely not. Dogs love to be entertained and love those that entertain them even more.

Perish the thought. The only question in the dog's mind is "can she still operate the can opener?" If you can, you're golden.

*nods* I just asked Pilau, and he concurs with Deuce.

Everyone sing with me

Have you ever had to finally decide, to take up with one, and let the other one slide?

I think it was more than he was asleep on his *bed* (its a single bed) and I fell with a thud right next to it....he got a bit of a fright the poor.

Then of course there was the expected stream language that would make a sailor proud.

I do actually have a bruise on my hip.

Ok, here's a classic.

Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moon light?