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rkzenrage 08-09-2007 12:36 AM

8 Targets in Prison Masturbation Cases
 
8 Targets in Prison Masturbation Cases

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Updated: A Florida inmate convicted this week of masturbating while alone in his jail cell is reportedly only one of eight targets—along with state taxpayers—of what a Miami Herald columnist describes as "a spectacular case of selective prosecution."
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'It was very vulgar. Very indecent,'' the deputy testified, describing the new crime of which Alexander has now been convicted, the column concludes.
Pigs.

Aliantha 08-09-2007 04:08 AM

So you're not allowed to masturbate in jail, but it's ok to butt fuck an unwilling partner?

Very interesting.

yesman065 08-09-2007 07:28 AM

Perhaps female guards don't belong in male prisons -

smurfalicious 08-09-2007 08:13 AM

Masturbation is a sinful selfish act that causes blindness and should be outlawed.

Buttfucking is only a sin. It has no consequences. Other than the occasional HIV.

Shawnee123 08-09-2007 08:17 AM

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Originally Posted by smurfalicious (Post 373267)
Masturbation is a sinful selfish act that causes blindness and should be outlawed.

Buttfucking is only a sin. It has no consequences. Other than the occasional HIV.

What would Gannet do? :rolleyes:

Cloud 08-09-2007 09:25 AM

boggles.the.mind.

smurfalicious 08-09-2007 09:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123 (Post 373270)
What would Gannet do?

Get on his knees.

































And pray, of course.

Shawnee123 08-09-2007 09:35 AM

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Originally Posted by smurfalicious (Post 373267)
Masturbation is a sinful selfish act that causes blindness and should be outlawed.

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Dammit, I wish I could read this. I'm sure it's important, but it's so blurry! :confused:

smurfalicious 08-09-2007 09:39 AM

more important than the buttfucking, apparently

Rexmons 08-09-2007 09:47 AM

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Originally Posted by smurfalicious (Post 373267)
Masturbation is a sinful selfish act that causes blindness and should be outlawed.

and don't forget it gets the hair on your palms all matted up too.

yesman065 08-09-2007 12:26 PM

Sinners - all of you - going straight to hell you are!

yesman065 08-09-2007 12:27 PM

Save me a seat wouldja?

Shawnee123 08-09-2007 12:27 PM

I will be satan's girlfriend, so my room will be way far away from yours. Plus I'll get ice cubes. And cable.

wolf 08-09-2007 01:25 PM

Since I'm probably one of the few people here who have watched the crazy guy masturbating channel with any regularity ...

There's masturbating, and then there's masturbating. Everybody in that setting knows where the cameras are, and how to engage in, um, private activities. Without seeing the tapes, I suspect that the inmate engaged in a performance for the camera as much as for his own pleasure.

This would be a bigger story if the guard had been observing the inmate directly, rather than just on the camera system. More opportunity for harassing language from the inmate to the guard, for example.

And don't forget, in a prison environment, semen is a missile weapon.

The criminal suit may be the stepping stone for the guard to sue for damages against the prison, because certainly the inmate hasn't got squat.

rkzenrage 08-09-2007 04:30 PM

There are 8 of them.


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