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Bears eat man at beer festival

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BELGRADE, Serbia (Reuters) -- A 23-year old Serb was found dead and half-eaten in the bear cage of Belgrade Zoo at the weekend during the annual beer festival.

The man was found naked, with his clothes lying intact inside the cage. Two adult bears, Masha and Misha, had dragged the body to their feeding corner and reacted angrily when keepers tried to recover it.

"There's a good chance he was drunk or drugged. Only an idiot would jump into the bear cage," zoo director Vuk Bojovic told Reuters.

Local media reported that police found several mobile phones inside the cage, as well as bricks, stones and beer cans

I guess he though he had a little Captain in him.

mayby the bears were dyslexic and thought he had been drinking lots of 'bear'

the thing that got me was that he took off his clothes once inside.

now THAT's what I call desperately horny!

Tragically, he was a victim of the limitations of spell-check. It's supposed to be spelled "bare naked."

excuse me! Bear fucker! do you need assistance?!

Wonder of there was enough booze left in him to give the bears a buzz?