Overrated
 

My Carlos Mencia thread inspired me to do this:

The List of Overrated!

I'll go first:

José Canseco - Cheese-eatin-Rat-Bastard. Once he does his own dirt and gets out of the game he decides to cash in on the fact that he can still rat out everyone else still in it.

Lindsey Lohan - I think she's a talentless, souless Ginger and when I heard she wanted a nightclub to pay her $1,000,000 for the privilege of hosting her birthday party I began getting angry and turning green.

Kanye West - Five rappers he'll never come close to in talent? Biggie, Tupac, Jay-Z, Nas, 50 Cent. You're not that good STFU and stop complaining.

Kanye has done some good producing though (if I'm thinking right), I'll give him that. Other rap artist to add are Common and Talib Kweli.

300 - It had cool action scenes but c'mon.

Family Guy - No where compares to South Park or Simpsons.

Cheeseburgers - Never got into them.

Elton John - His musical peak was 32 years ago. Hasn't put out a decent record since the early eighties. All the good songs, we've heard 1000 times and don't need to hear any more. Currently best-known for being a dead princess's former good friend.

iPhone - is on a lot of overrated lists already. We already knew it was locked to AT&T (suck), overpriced, and had too little storage to make a decent media player. But now they say it takes twice as long to enter a text message on this than on chiclet-style QUERTY phones, and owners wish they had a stylus for better precision than a fat finger. It'll get better... mmmmaybe.

Undertoad: The fucker runs a message board that about 50 people give a rat's ass about...and he thinks he can play music...what a dick.

Sycamore: That stupid cocksucker...he still thinks he has a music career in his future, even though the only instrument he is proficient at is the one-stringed bass. And he runs a message board that about 3 people give a rat's ass about...he's even more of a dick than that fucking Undertoad.

Declaring open flame season on myself.
 

Lord of the Rings and/or Harry Potter: all looks the same to me. There, I said it, it needed to be said. Flame away. :)

David and Victoria Beckham: Really, who gives a shit about someone who plays soccer (and thinks we care in the U.S.) and his pouty-ass wife?

Adam Sandler: he's not funny unless you're a pubescent boy.



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Naw Syc I think we are correctly rated... you've written pretty much what the people think of us

Bruce Springsteen - How many ways can you whine about being poor in the city? And get a voice, dude!

Donavan McNab - Receivers don't catch the football with their ankles. Last year, Garcia showed you how to pass the fucking pigskin, asshole.

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Old Time Rock -n- Roll by Bob Segar as a wedding reception song: quite possibly the most inane song ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Please people, tell your DJs, tell your friends, stop playing that at your reception it's STUPID.

I love this thread already.

Terrell Owens

At the moment? Manchester United...get a fucking goal already!

Most Celebrities I don't care what kind of house they live in, where they were seen last, whose screwing who, etc.

Reality Shows I admit, I have watched maybe 2 or 3 different ones, but for the most part, it's gettin old.

Elvis

I'm with Shawnee on Harry Potter - They're children's books. And don't give me that bullshit about how they don't read like children's books, because I've read some, and they do--which they should, because they are.

Stevie Ray Vaughn - Yes, he could play guitar. No, he couldn't sing. No, I do not need to hear his crap for the brazilianth time.

Spongebob Squarepants - I mean, car floor mats? Really?

The Royal Family.... take that ya tea drinker.

Bless you, Clod. I thought I was the only one.