Cellar tan lines
 

ladies?


please?

nudity -no lines. :D

How about cellar tab lines -I just cleared my tab at the pool.

You first

I work nights intentionally. I don't tan. Sun bad. Bright. Hurts.

I might have a couple in summer, but not too many. :) It just depends if I have to leave my bathers on or not.

My left arm tends to be darker than my right...below the Tshirt line of course. But that's about all. My bikini lines are too faint to be seen by the *ahem* naked eye.

Maybe you could truck in Australia half the year?

^ seconded

I'll second that.

my kids will have tanning lines if they don't get their arses to bed, pronto!


(;) for the credulous among us)

Sure. I always wanted to pull a land train!

Wife only has one thin tan line across the bottom of her lower back, from hip to hip.

she tans naked with a belly chain on?

Don't you?

Now that's something I'd find amuzing. :) (Jimbo with a belly chain on that is)