Sexually Ambiguous Words
 

Double entendre words that have a non-sexual and sexual meaning.

Double points if you can show use of them in an everyday sentence and if you just say it normally, people will wonder whether you mean the sexual or non sexual content.


Hit me up with some of yours.......

"If I said you had a nice body would you hold it against me?"

"Something came up"

Oh and "I was tied up all night"

While you're down there...

Could I have a quick rummage in your drawers?

Ooooh....look at that tit over there *points to a bird*

what an ASS !!!
Sorry thats all I got for now , still early

"What a stunning cock you have there."
-"Why thank you, would you like to take a closer look at my cock?"
"No thanks, large cocks frighten me. I had a bad childhood experience with a cock like this."
-"I'm sorry to hear that. My cock has brought nothing but joy to others, so you are quite alright to get closer and touch it."
"Well okay.. My you were right, your cock surely is the best one I have ever encountered!"
-"Thanks, I get that a lot."
"It must be great to have a cock such as yours."
-"Yes, yes it is."

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Not so much an ambiguous quote but a great line I just had to post.

Ron Burgundy: I wanna say something. I'm gonna put it out there; if you like it, you can take it, if you don't, send it right back............. I want to be on you.
[Veronica turns and walks away]
Ron Burgundy: Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I... I wanna be on you.

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Here's a line you can use at work: when you spot an inuendo, you can say "Are we still talking about __________ ?"

(insert the harmless, original meaning) ... This leaves the listener to make the connection, or not, in their own mind.

Can you come right now?

Not right now but I'm... almost there.

The batter has two balls [/George Carlin]