The CCDC
 

New information from the Cellar Center for Disease Control:

Have you been experiencing painful swelling?

Are your nether regions itchy and raw?

Do you find yourself suddenly gasping for air?

You may be suffering from Acute Bacterial Cellaritis (ABC.)

Ask your doctor about Adapost. Adapost is the new 4 day treatment for the symptoms of ABC.

Side effects include nausea, fainting, increased phlegm production, and loss of memory. Adapost should not be taken with acetominophen or alcohol. It is recommended that Adapost not be mixed with tetrahydrocannabinol. More rare side effects include: loss of hair, gangrene, webbed feet, and sudden and irreversible death. Take only as prescribed.

Don't suffer any longer. Talk to YOUR doctor about Adapost.

ABC: Relief is now as easy as 123.

You may just have had a prolonged session with one of the Cellar's lovely ladies!

S123 - Clever girl:)

Is ABC an STD or a CTD, or both?

If Adapost is ineffective, try Adathread.

Or may have rejected one.....
:D

!!sudden and irreversible death??!!

Yeah, it comes up so fast you never k

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Wow, Dwellars be droppin' like flies.

Quick, put them in a delicious and nutritious fly cookie!

How about a steaming "cow patty" pie, topped with fresh fly sprinkles?

Were they free-range?

Raise your hand
Raise your voice
Give the insects
Another choice

--Musicians for free-range insects

LoL