I guess Tom knows which way the wind is blowing
 

Tom Cruise furious with gassy crew member
Sept. 26, 2007 08:10 AM
Tom Cruise was left furious after a crew member on his latest film set passed wind during a minute's silence.

The Hollywood actor - who is currently shooting World War II drama Valkyrie in Berlin - had paused filming to honour the anti-Nazi heroes portrayed in the movie when one employee decided to use the tribute to break wind.

Fellow star Christian Berkel - who plays anti-Hitler plotter Albrecht Mertz von Quirbheim - said, "The film's director Bryan Singer, the screenplay writer Christopher McQuarrie and Tom Cruise asked us all to observe a moment's silence shortly before we started filming."

A source on the set told Britain's Daily Star newspaper, "Fortunately the mystery gassy man didn't completely ruin the touching gesture.

"Quite rightly, Tom is furious. We were filming at the Bendler Block in Germany where the anti-Nazis were executed."

The source said Cruise decided to ask for the minute's silence to show respect for the deceased and appease the German government, who only allowed the movie to be filmed if post-war Germany was shown in a positive light.

The source added, "So for somebody to pass wind in a situation like that is unforgivable."

The silence was filmed and now Cruise and the producers will go through the footage to identify the culprit, who is likely to be fired.

how anal

maybe a whistleblower will spill the beans

You have to watch out for those Scientologists, they'll get you. My money says the crewmember killed on the batman movie was just Cruise practicing for what he'll do to the gaspasser.

I don't understand... how will they be able to tell who farted by looking at the footage?

The tell-tale cheek lift?

there are 8th level scientology secrets involved. i'll tell you all about it after you get your checkbook.

You know, I'm really starting to regret that whole giving all my money to New Utopia thing - I'd much rather know the scientology secrets...

He is truly nuts.

Let's hope the "culprit" has IBS and can sue for discrimination.

...oh and "The Star"? That'slike quoting the bogroll The Sun reporter wiped his dick on..... :lol:

Hahahah....hahaha...that really made me laugh.