You sound like a horny moose!
 

The way I found the cellar was by googling "horny moose" which lead to the IotD from October 19 2004.
Why was I googling "horny moose"? Wellllll....
Where I work the stairwell has remarkable acoustics. I demonstrated this to a colleague by making a whhoooooooooo noise to get the reverberation. She, being a zany Canadian, replied, "you sound like a horny moose." I, being a jackass, replied "I bet you say that to all the boys." Then I thought of a better one, which I shared "yes, but I'm hung like a horny mouse."
Since then I have produced a one-liner reply to the straight line "you sound like a horny moose" EVERY WEEK for the last four months or so. But now I'm really running out. Which was why I googled "horny moose". And although I didn't find a big list of horny moose jokes, I DID find a group of witty punsters and groaning jokers. So I am throwing the line out to all cellarbrities, give me your witty responses.
Mine so far have included:
:elkgrin: I bet you say that to all the boys
:elkgrin: Yes but I'm hung like a horny mouse
:elkgrin: They're not horns - they're antlers
:elkgrin: (Pats front of trousers) Yeah, and that's not the only resemblance
:elkgrin: Yeah, but its the pheromones that are really driving you nuts
:elkgrin: True, but I taste like a chocolate mousse
:elkgrin: Well that might explain all those randy lady mooses around my apartment last night
:elkgrin: Yes, but pound like a horny monkey (hand action).
:elkgrin: (Disney voice) H-O-R ..... N-E-Y .... M-O-O-S-E.... (squeaky) Hi Kids, its another week of the Horney moose show...
:elkgrin: Yes, Horny Mousse, the new hair-styling product from Clari-elk
:elkgrin: Well, that might explain why I had a DEER TICK on my BALLS last week ... TRUE STORY! (and have the photos to prove it)
:elkgrin: I just do it to amoose myself
:elkgrin: Sooo, you up for a moostache ride then?
:elkgrin: Dammit woman, don't you know a horny wombat when you hear one?

I think there's been more but I can't remember.

So ... any suggestions?

That's got to be pretty difficult to keep up with. I arrived here in sort of the same way, I was looking for a long dead riddle-website to try to solve it again.

Unfortunately, I can't think of any moose retorts. : /

Did you say you saw a deer? I think you're moostaken.

I think I need to see the rick photo for inspiration....

Nearer Christmas you can try

"you're just trying to get me under the moosletoe"

"and you would know this how?" (arch eyebrow)

This is not porn?

this is not mooseknuckle, i think

Yeah. Interesting stuff. I emailed the creator back and forth, the references to one of my favorite authors, Haurki Murakami, were all over the place.

I had heard that it was finished and they were going to start a video collection of impressions that the site made on people around the world. I got side tracked here, though. :D

Come on Cellar dwellers! Three new gags? I anticipated better. I am casting my eye over the recent "Who is the funniest Cellar dweller" thread, and noting the absence of some who have reputations to uphold. No names are being mentioned ... yet.


OK, if I get three more good (well half-decent) horny moose gags, I will post the picture of the tick on my scrotum for you all to have a chuckle at my misfortune.

What more could you possibly ask for?

Hey Undertoad, is there any chance that would get IotD?

who gets to judge?

.....wait til you hear my horny whale
.....at least I don't look like a horny moose ...and I can be quiet.....
.....you moost be mistaken
.....it's moosic to your ears, isn't it?
.....you bitch, my moose died at the WTC on 9/11.......


oh and the typo was just missing a p.......... :p

OK, you've earned it. I'm going to start a new thread so I can mark it NSFW (as if horny moose jokes are safe for work anyway, but I don't want to get anyone in trouble...). Give me a moment.

Also I was wondering about the typo: tick, dick, prick??
Thanks for the jokes.

See Tick/Dick Pic thread for your due reward

... do you hear this often
...do you care to lend a hand to the problem
...Thats nothing you should hear my randy turkey
...and that what; brings back memory's of your first time?