If you were a superhero....
 

What would your special power be?

Who would your faithful companions be?

Ideas for your super cool name?

Alianthrax

My faithful companion would be deadly nightshade.

I'd be able to asphyxiate you by knowing your postal address.

buahahahaha

Youre a bitch, but I love you

***Your Superhero Profile***


Your Superhero Name is The Dark Aardvark
Your Superpower is Near-death Experience
Your Weakness is Flirting
Your Weapon is Your Gravity Rifle
Your Mode of Transportation is Capsule


What's your Superhero Name?
http://www.blogthings.com/superheronamegenerator/

Thats cheating razz.....ya bloody cheater you

hey...it answered your question...

yeah...you have to make it up for yourself Razz.

Oh fine...I'll do it when I've had some sleep then....7:30 and still up. bleh.

whine whine, fucking whine

No thanks, I don't drink.

wine? did someone say wine?

nope

ok...maybe not, but it was close

Ducks: SuperShoe, a temptress with amazing 6-inch heeled slut boots. Inside the heels are gadgets for every occasion -supersprings for leaping tall buildings, blades of every description, laser canons, endless supply of margueritas.... Only has unfaithful companions.

Razz: Hardware Girl. With a nail gun for one hand and a circular saw for the other, do not mess with this girl. Specially ability to tell you exactly what aisle you will find a nutless hum flange for your imperial system faucet. Companion: Fern, a talking houseplant.

I think we had this question once before
I'd be wary about taking on super powers - it doesn't make life any happier for Peter Parker after all.

I would only use mine for evil anyway - I'm terminally short of money and I would twist any power given me for the good of mankind into a way of making or stealing money undetected.

Okay, maybe the power to turn into a cat whenever I wanted
Just so I could sleep untroubled and be petted and cared for