I wish I could...
 

...sing like the late Brad Delp (Boston). What do you wish you could do?

Destroy other cars on the freeway, and have carte blanche to do so.

play guitar like Hendrix or Page.

But would you skip the steps that travel in between to meet your dream?

I wish I could walk around on the ceiling. I don't know why, it just always seemed like it would be fun.

like spider pig?

yeah, like that!

i would like the power to help the truly clueless and oblivious understand what the rest of the world sees.

like spider pig?

fly.
have a penis.
have smaller feet.
see entire the world.
make everyone i love happy.
rid humanity of inherently evil people.
shoot the cunts that think they own the road.
own a harley. now.

just like that.

I think mass genocide of the stupid would be easier though...

yeah, but i'd have to get elected to office for that to be possible. it seems much more likely that i'll just develop this super power.

Impossible, they're like cockroaches...you'll never get rid of them.

Ok... "I think mass genocide of the stupid would be more fun..."

Does that work?