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This just in...WITH VIDEO.

http://fox.org/~vince/out/oj_headline_clip.jpg

Do people really pay attention to this stuff? Our nation can't possibly be this focused on stupid celebrity bullshit. Please tell me this is something the media does for filler and not because people are actually following it.

Don't leave Celebrity Man hanging!

Hey, that's just the kind of hard nosed, hard hitting journalism we need! ;)

Ah, but whose lips did he lick? And whose eyes did he roll? Makes all the difference.

Kato Kalin.

A reward for keeping quiet.