Chaff time?
 

I don't know, it goes against the grain.

I've heard the phrase "slice against the grain" at least 6 times in the past week.

That's so corny I can barley stand it.

Knew I could count on you, Zen.

Hmm, glatt, a grain theme, a motif...if you will? It must be prophetic in some way.

I'm total cereal; there's a kernel of truth in what I say, though it might be crumby.

That's the last straw. It wasn't even spelt correctly.

Hay! (throws Zen a baleful look)

Are you trying to get a ryes out of me?
My brow may have furrowed a little but I won't rice to it. You're oat of your depth.

you know, I understand your basic sediment, but if you're not careful they will bran you an instigator.

I've been saving this one:


STALKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:lol:

EAT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shawnee, you have such a rye sense of humor.

I would, but I'd get sorghums.

crap, that was the quintessential pun. The Queen of Puns is dead--long live the King.

Well, what can I say? Wheat ried, but with me it goes in one ear and out the other.

Thanks for your repartee, departee. :) Does this mean we have to get married? (And can I work in a "King Edward potato" line in here?)

wheat a minute. you're both too well bread to compete this way. zen, give shawnee some flours and apologize at yeast.