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Ladie's size preference

I found the unattributed chart on the net. For what it's worth.

Average length = 5.1 inches to 5.7 inches
Women = greedy
:rolleyes:

Hmmm, do I class as an Authentic Women?

I wonder how they conducted this study? Did a bunch of authentic women sit around using their hands and mouths as indicators?...or did they have a range of penises, attached to a range of men and do it the ole fashioned way?

What if its ideal size and the bloke as no freaking idea what to do with it? or knows and only does that 3 times before its all over?

By happy coincidence I received this by email today:

Quote:

A man asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an unusually attractive woman sitting alone at a table in a cozy little restaurant.
So the waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, "This is from the gentleman who is seated over there." and indicated the sender with a nod of his head.
She stared at the wine coolly for a few seconds, not looking at the man, then decided to send a reply to him by a note.
The waiter, who was lingering nearby for a response, took the note from her and conveyed it to the gentleman.
The note read:
"For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank and 7 inches in your pants".
After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of his own in return. He folded the note, handed it to the waiter and instructed him to deliver it to the lady.
It read:
"Just to let you know things aren't always what they appear to be, I have a Ferrari Maranello, BMW Z8, Mercedes CL600, and a Porsche Turbo in my several garages; I have beautiful homes in Aspen , Miami , and a 10,000 acre ranch in Louisiana . There is over twenty million dollars in my bank account and portfolio. But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you are, would I cut off three inches. Just send the bottle back.
Thank You.

What do you mean "unattributed"? It's right there on the chart... penissizedebate.com. You can go there for a full discussion of the metrics and methodologies.

(There is a bonus section on size/depth of vaginas, as well as attractiveness of different labia sizes to men. You have been warned.)

Surely it depends on a combination of the size of the guy and the size/depth of the woman? It's all about compatibility at the end of the day.

tiny is bad. gigantic is problematic. average rules the day.

It's probably based on a study funded by companies selling items for "growth."

Circumference size is worth something. Who wants a hot dog. No thank you! I do agree with DanaC, compatability as long as both partners are happy.

So nobody'sgoing to comment on the shape of the "results" than? :rolleyes:

I like any survey that uses the word "freaky" in one of its options.

Glad to know that I am ideal. :D

Should I tell my wife?

Try not to get a swollen head over it.

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Originally Posted by DanaC (Post 425760)

Surely it depends on a combination of the size of the guy and the size/depth of the woman? It's all about compatibility at the end of the day.

Is there any true to the rumor that, while the chart was being made, the song "How Deep Is Your Love?" was playing?

I don't know merc, I've been lying to mine for years.