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Woman Jailed For Testicle Attack

Full story from the BBC. Edited highlights, with {commentary}:

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Woman jailed for testicle attack
A woman who ripped off her ex-boyfriend's testicle { :shock: }with her bare hands { :speechls: } has been sent to prison.

Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage when Geoffrey Jones, 37, rejected her advances {I would too!} at the end of a house party, Liverpool Crown Court heard.

She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out {SWALLOW, BITCH!} . A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours." {Gee thanks a &%$#ing lot!}

Monti admitted wounding and was jailed for two-and-a-half years.

More details.

With a reputation like this, I reckon she should survive prison okay...

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Originally Posted by ZenGum (Post 425900)

With a reputation like this, I reckon she should survive prison okay...

I would guess they will be keeping her out of the mens side of the prison.:eek:

Wasn't "Testicle Attack" on the list of failed Playstation game titles?:rolleyes:

BTW, for anyone who is curious as to what she looks like this link includes a picture (not sure about legality of directly linking in images).

This makes her a Type IV female psycho as defined in the FEMNUTT (female emotional mental neuroses unstable type table).

I: Average looks. No outstanding features. Not especially quiet or extroverted.

II: Looks like beast, acts like beast. These ones rarely make the news because it's more of a 'dog bites man' story than 'man bites dog story'.

III: Model/Actress/Beauty Queen - These are the ones that always have guys wondering "Is it really worth f**king someone that crazy if they look that good". High strung on estrogen and/or cocaine, their lives and those of their significant others are filled with angst, drama, and nail-biting fear.

IV: Cute but mousy librarian type. Amy Fisher comes to mind. These are the women who look more like they would be victims instead of predators. The inevitable "She was always so quiet" and "Such a nice girl" are heard from neighbors, teachers, etc. Sometimes leaving behind crime scenes so brutal that the crime scene investigators need airsickness bags.

Tammy Felbaumhttp://www.crimelibrary.com/criminal...d_penis/6.html

Next story from that link - This one is even weirder.

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On February 22, 2001, after undergoing treatment at a drug rehabilitation center and serving time at a halfway house, James J. Felbaum, 40, returned home to his wife, Tammy L. Felbaum, 42. It was not exactly a happy homecoming. Tammy, a post-operational transgender woman previously known as Thomas, fought with her 6th husband that same day because he allegedly took highly addictive prescription pain killers, ThePittsburghChannel.com reported in a December 2001 article. Moreover, Tammy was upset because she believed James cheated on her, the article stated.

Following the argument, Tammy claimed she went to sleep only to awake the next day and find that James had partially castrated himself in their Butler County, Pa., trailer. According to the report, James handed her his testicles and said, "'Don't ever say I don't love you,' in an attempt to prove that he was not cheating on her." Apparently, he failed to complete the job. Tammy later said that the "surgery went awry" and she stepped in to help him after making James sign a consent form, Johnna Pro and Cindi Lash reported in a Pittsburgh Post-Gazette article. Tammy assisted by completing the full castration and stitching her husband up on a makeshift operation table in their living room. After all, she was somewhat experienced with the procedure because she had performed the same operation on herself when she was 21, before her sex change operation, AP Worldstream reported.

Pro and Lash said that a friend of the couple arrived at their trailer on the evening of the 23rd and noticed that James was "lying in a blood-soaked bed" and that his scrotum was stitched up. It was further reported that James told his friend that he "ruptured himself" in a car accident and underwent surgery. When his friend tried to urge him to go to the hospital to seek treatment, James flatly refused.

There is no doubt that James suffered terribly from the castration. To reduce the pain, he took a staggering amount of painkillers. The following Sunday Tammy found James unconscious. She feared he might have overdosed and she immediately called the paramedics.

James was pronounced dead shortly upon his arrival at the hospital. To establish a cause of death, the assistant coroner performed an autopsy during which they discovered his castration and a lethal dosage of drugs in his system. His suspicious death led to Tammy's arrest.

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Originally Posted by classicman (Post 425933)

Tammy Felbaumhttp://www.crimelibrary.com/criminal...d_penis/6.html

Next story from that link - This one is even weirder.

OK, it looks like the FEMNUTT list might have another category.:sick::thepain3:

Whoah. Wolf, are you on duty tonight?

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Tammy, a post-operational transgender woman previously known as Thomas, fought with her 6th husband that same day

Hang on, a transgender woman who has had SIX husbands? Maybe someone should tell her about the grass only looking greener on the other side.

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Originally Posted by ZenGum (Post 425945)

Whoah. Wolf, are you on duty tonight?

Hang on, a transgender woman who has had SIX husbands? Maybe someone should tell her about the grass only looking greener on the other side.

Must be a really extreme case of once-had-a-penis-envy

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Well, don't it always seem to go
That you don't know what you got till it's gone
They paved paradise to put up a parking lot.

To be clear, I'm sure that most people are very happy with their results. For the others, someone should have explained the meaning of the word irrevocable to them.