which hand do you beat your wife with?
 

right or left?

I don't have a wife

ok, which hand does your husband beat you with?

He doesn't beat me...at anything! ;)

Are you suggesting that my husband hurt his hand?!?

I don't appreciate this line of questioning, sir.

:)

Or, which hand do you beat your husband with?

no spouse. hah!

so...who do you beat on?

the little man in the boat, of course....

He doesnt count, coz he REAALLLY likes it!

I'm an arse or kidney puncher...usually the right hand unless I use a combination hit.

I make my living with my hands--they're too valuable to risk. I pay someone to take care of things for me as necessary.

omg lj kills me