I have
 

a really sore throat.





that is all.

ya know what soothes a really sore throat?

Same thing that soothes your itch itch itching?

i just thought that sentence went well with my current sig line.....

A female version of a hard on? What would that be? What do I have?
:)
You guys are pretty smart....please define.

I have...really heinous menstrual cramps

[quote=Cicero;428919]A female version of a hard on? What would that be? What do I have?
QUOTE]

an open invitation for an evening would probably be accurate.

[quote=lookout123;428924]Wow...that's pretty heavy lookout! Now with who?!?
:D
(evenings last more than two minutes right?) Just checking!!

... a glass of wine in my hand.

me too.

have you tried Skittles? They make amazingly good throat lozenges.

been shopping

A clitoral erection? Excessive dampness in the nether regions? A desperate need to pee first thing in the morning?

A critical need for:

1) More memory on my computer
2) An affordable 40-100 watt bass amp
3) Plumbing skills
4) Enough libido to keep up with my opportunities

Yeah, I've heard about how old people lose all of their libido eventually too.
Sad to hear it's finally caught up with you.
:(