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Flint 01-31-2008 11:14 PM
Cheeseburger in a Can on a Plane on a Treadmill
 
Yeah, I don't have anything to post here. Anyone have any ideas?

I just wanted to say cheeseburger in a can on a plane on a treadmill.

lumberjim 02-01-2008 12:01 AM
I was thinking that if you made train tracks out of ferrous metal, and put really strong magnets under a train, and tilted them you could have free train energy. and then if you put the tracks on a treadmill going the other way, the train would not be able to lift off.

SteveDallas 02-01-2008 12:51 AM
The plane would not take off, because the pilot would be too busy barfing at the very thought of the cheeseburger in a can to start the engine.

glatt 02-01-2008 08:41 AM
I've had it with these motherfucking cheeseburgers in a can on this motherfucking plane!

Shawnee123 02-01-2008 08:48 AM
:notworthy:

Flint 02-01-2008 09:06 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by glatt (Post 429044)
I've had it with these motherfucking cheeseburgers in a can on this motherfucking plane!
Hell, I'm too busy to draw a cartoon right now, but I have a good one in mind: the first guy says "I can has cheeseburger?" and the other guy hands him a cheeseburger in a can, and when he opens it - snakes jump out! (one of those novelty things) ...and then the plane crashes.

Griff 02-01-2008 09:22 AM
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Originally Posted by SteveDallas (Post 429020)
The plane would not take off, because the pilot would be too busy barfing at the very thought of the cheeseburger in a can to start the engine.
Actually the Navy trains a lot of pilots so a "cheeseburger" in the can is probably not a big deal.

Sheldonrs 02-01-2008 09:57 AM
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Originally Posted by glatt (Post 429044)
I've had it with these motherfucking cheeseburgers in a can on this motherfucking plane!
OH MY GOD!!! STEAKS ON A PLANE!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.............

Shawnee123 02-01-2008 10:00 AM
lmao...Sheldon, you never fail to slay me!

Spexxvet 02-01-2008 10:37 AM
There's a
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Originally Posted by Flint (Post 428995)
cheeseburger in a can on a plane on a treadmill.
on fleck on the speck on the tail on the frog on the bump on the branch on the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea.

classicman 02-01-2008 11:02 AM
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Originally Posted by Flint (Post 429059)
Hell, I'm too busy to draw a cartoon right now, but I have a good one in mind: the first guy says "I can has cheeseburger?" and the other guy hands him a cheeseburger in a can, and when he opens it - snakes jump out! (one of those novelty things) ...and then the plane crashes....
...into a train on a treadmill going the opposite direction at EXACTLY the same speed....

monster 02-01-2008 11:08 AM
...which was driven by al qaeda operatives....

classicman 02-01-2008 11:09 AM
//holy crap :lol2:\\

Flint 02-01-2008 11:39 AM
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I've had it with these motherfucking cheeseburgers in a can on this motherfucking plane!

Shawnee123 02-01-2008 11:40 AM
You really need to start your own site a la "explodingdog."

Funny shit.


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