Dreams
 

My wife had a dream that Bush was trying to find a loophole to get elected a third time, and so Karl Rove says, why not just put his name on the ballot. And then, to make sure, they invited all the other candidates somewhere and had Dick Cheney accidentally shoot them in the face.

But, so as not to make it look too suspicious, Karl Rove has another idea, to let the corporations of America put up their own candidates. The only ones interested are fast food places, so Ronald McDonald, Wendy, and Jack are running against Karl Rove for president. And Jack wins.

I had a dream two nights ago that the marina where our boat is (usually) moored was very turbulent and there were waves knocking the boats together, then I was in a boat like ours but not exactly and I couldn't drive it and I was afraid i was going to crash, and then I was trying to scream out for help but the words wouldn't come out. I woke my husband up with the noise I was making though who in turn woke me up.

Last night I dreamed Kevin Rudd was a midget and he choked on a cheezle.

i dreamt i was riding a bike to work. and a big wolfhound was eyeing me up waiting for me to start off so it could chase me. but i skitched on Franklin's Maxima and got away.

I dreamt that I was going to truck-driving school (the Big Rig kind) and one of the teachers raped me but I had to forget about it as I wanted to drive that damn truck!

You are really messed up in the head, aren't you?

Not as much as you, ya weirdo.

Last night I dreamed that Dazza missed his flight today.

Somewhat along the lines of the first post.... I had a dream a few weeks back that Obama won the election and everything was great, until he turned out to be the Antichrist.

Why is everyone so down on the Antichrist?

Ah, I see. This ties euphoriatheory's dream with Flint's dream in the original post.

HLJ, euphoria didn't trash the antichrist at all...see?

I didn't see the invisible ink writing.

Did I forget the invisible part? Oops. :D

President Bush has had the most time off duty than any other President in history he likes his downtime. My question is why any person would want the job anyway. That goes for Gordon Brown in the U.K. Olmet in Isreael, Mushasharef in Pakistan ( Don't ask Bhutto for she cannot reply) and any other State. Kosovo - To be or not be? Who want these jobs? You must be insane to head a government today.

Junkies. Power-hungry-crazed junkies.

Would you do it then? Who wants that shit?