what would be cool...
 

ya know what would be cool? if we all made the roads "hoof-friendly", ditched our cars and rode horseback everywhere.






THAT would be freakin' COOL.

you're trippin.

what would be cool is:

if I could telecommute

I was thinkin' apparate...

Do you know how much I would save in gas $ and time??

(actaully, this is funny because my daughter and I have been talking about this in the car lately. Spooky.)

Here in Texas we already ride horses everywhere, didn't you guys know that??

screw that, but it would be way cool if i could teleport.

See: 200 years ago
Imagine the horse doo all over the place with population we have now..

Imagine

don't worry, we have lots of illegals to clean up the poo now, bullitt.

There you go lookout. Clean up our horse doo illegals, then get back to picking lettuce. Mmmm.

... and in exchange, we'll give your kids a free education, all the way through a PhD if they can hang with it, and all the free medical care you can eat at the downtown ER.

Sounds like a good deal to me.

see? it's a win/win. everyone is happy.

Instead of having the illegals pick up horse poo, why don't we just go to rickshaws?

oooh, but can i buy and sell them if i want a faster model? wait, that sounds like it might have been tried. I think I'll pass on that.

well, who's gonna pick up the illegals' poo?

The ill illegals who are too sick to pull the rickshaws?

Nobody. What do you think fertilizes our lettuce?