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Sheldonrs 03-14-2008 02:40 PM

This could be interesting
 
Disney Planning a "Secret Project" in Florida


A Florida television station is reporting that it has confirmed that the Walt Disney Co. plans to build its first adult-oriented theme park. WFTV said that the park has been named "Night Kingdom" and indicated that it will likely feature nocturnal animals. Similar parks have been constructed elsewhere in the world using special lighting so that nocturnal animals, who are ordinarily asleep in viewing areas during the day, can be seen "in action" at night. The TV station cited unnamed Disney World employees as saying that the "secret project" will likely be constructed in an area next to Disney's Animal Kingdom, currently used for growing food for the wildlife there. WFTV also noted that speculation has been rife on the Internet lately that the adult park will be constructed in an area adjacent to Disney World's Pleasure Island attraction.


I'm thinking "adult oriented Theme park" of a different kind. 7 horny dwarfs, Prince Charming in chaps, Butt Pirates of the Carribbean... ;-)

Shawnee123 03-14-2008 02:46 PM

101 Damnations

The Lion Queen

Beauty and Beauty and the Beast

Mary's Poppin Pills

Sex Toy Story

Pokinghontas

(Make me stop)

Flint 03-14-2008 02:48 PM

Bambi and Fantasia = stripper names
 
Poke-a-haunches

Alice In Bonerland

Sleeping Booty

The Aristocunts

The Humpcrack Of Notre Dame

The Emperor's New Lube

Sheldonrs 03-14-2008 02:59 PM

"It's A Small Cock" - not much of a ride but you'll be humming it the rest of the night.

Lady IS a Tramp

Jungle Fever Book

Beauty and the Beastiality

Shawnee123 03-14-2008 03:02 PM

This could be as legendary as the Numbers of the Beast from some time ago.

Thanks for the belly laughs to start my weekend! :lol2:

Undertoad 03-14-2008 03:14 PM

The Little Sperm-maid

Pok'er Hawtass

Peter Plan

Shawnee123 03-14-2008 03:16 PM

omg I can't leave work 'cause these just keep getting better!

Sheldonrs 03-14-2008 04:06 PM

Dumb-Ho

Cherry Poppin's

A Lad In... Me

Finding Homo

Jackin' The Beanstalk


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