What's making you cry with laughter today?
 

Newly arrived from the UK, our Roger's Profanisaurus -the Magna Farta, has us convulsed with laughter we cannot share with either the children or Beest's mum who so kindly (and unwittingly) imported this treasure.

"The world's sweariest dictionary with over 10,000 rude words and phrases"

The humour may be an acquired taste, especially stateside, but LJ, you should sooo get this book. :lol:

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Rogers-Profa...7793447&sr=1-1

3yr old here with me at work, has said..."Oh SHIT!!", "Jesus Christ" and "Fucking Fog" in the last 3 hours.

Because everyone has laughed at him, he keeps walking around saying variations of it.

In a meeting last night, the guy I made a complaint about got really wound up and ended up losing his cool and shouting, calling the chair a pompous ass....given that there was a regional official sitting in at the meeting that was decidedly unwise of him :P I'm still chuckling about it. The funniest thing about it is, that the chair has a real skill for winding this man up whilst appearing to be super reasonable. Light the touch paper and stand well back.

The office cartoons that someone posted (Shawnee?)
I followed the link yesterday - can't find it today - and the more I read the funnier they were.

I ended up leaking at the eyes and making a wheezy, "Heheheh" like Muttley.
Comdey gold.

And this....
from Keen Links