Something is in my spouse
 

Your nobody called today.
She hung up when I asked her name.
Well I wonder if she thinks she's bein' clever?

There's an old flame burnin' in your eyes,
that tears can't drown, and make-up can't disguise.
Well it might not be stronger, but it's been burnin' longer,
than any spark I might have started in your eyes.

You can't hide your lyin' eyes.
And your smile is a thin disguise.
I thought by now, you'd realize,
there ain't no way to hide your lyin' eyes.

Love the "nobody" song!

Steve, you need to get Ronco's Spouse-something Extractor System It really really works.

I can love you like nobody can -- even better.

I'd be all like "you can take your nobody and stuff her up your ass...you ain't getting no mo' of this somebody!"

Playin' with the queen of hearts...

Guilty pleasure: Juice Newton. I love Break It To Me Gently.