The Cellar - May 29, 2008: Fountain Faux Paux

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May 29, 2008: Fountain Faux Paux

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Water fountain shows have always been a big draw for people. Whether you are taking a moment to enjoy the world famous Bellagio fountain show or the smaller, but still amazing, Tianyi Sqaure show in Ningbo, China, you are likely to enjoy the overall experience.

Yang, a 19 year-old college student, had a very different experience.

In August of 2007, Yang was at a local center square in the Henan Province of China. She went with some friends to enjoy the day and see the musical water fountain show.

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Yang and her friends were playing in the water fountain area and enjoying the light burst of water that would spray them. All of a sudden, while Yang was struck by a powerful burst of water that threw her into the air.

After the fall, Yang experienced extreme stomach pains and was bleeding badly. She was immediately taken to the hospital to undergo medical care.

The doctor said that the fountains water pressure had torn her vagina and damaged her intestines.

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During the following 7 months, Yang received 3 surgeries to repair the damage, which left her some pretty bad scars.

Yang is suing the owners of the fountain for around $24,500 in damages.

Sorry about the fuzzy pictures, they're the best I could find of this.

However, she will still use part of that $24,500 to obtain personal water pulsing pleasure toys.

On a side note, $24,500 sounds pretty small considering the extent of the damages. ;)

Things are a lot cheaper there. $24.5K in China would be like getting $245K in the US, when you factor in the buying power and the much-lower taxes.

Lower taxes!!! That doesn't sound like proper communism..

Umm, you may want to hold the umbrella the other way, Miss, considering your previous experience with that fountain.

Is that supposed to be "Faux Pas"? :confused:

Unless they shave their armpits first.

her husband is suing for 35k.....the cost of the male enhancement he'll need to touch the sides now.

Looks like some botched up surgery, attempts at laproscopic repair followed by the laparotomy. And then she is blessed with keloids. Ouch.

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Originally Posted by lumberjim (Post 458010)

her husband is suing for 35k.....the cost of the male enhancement he'll need to touch the sides now.

Like throwing a hot dog down a hallway...:speechls:

Seriously though, a torn vagina, YEEEEEEEEEEEOUCH!!!!