I beat my wife.
 

In a dick-sucking contest.

Chuck Norris was the judge.

There were no survivors.

always nice to learn a new skill. Too bad you can't enjoy it. Being dead and all.

the voice from beyond the grave!

Shouldn't this be in the "things you're good at" thread?

So wait, chuck was Judge....like you both sucked on chuck? and you won? ok.

yep. that's what he said. He also said he's dead. Overcome from the experience, I guess.

:eek:

yabbut.... Chuck's goo has the property to bring the dead back to life.

Arnold the Govenator would kick Chuck's ass with one leg and arm tied behind his back. KAPOWEEEEEE!

but chuck would call on the Lord to smite him.

he is Lord resistant. he would deflect the smite on those around him. he is teflon coated smite resistant.

you know, I bet ol' Chuck has a small weenie.

Big balls, but a small weenie.

Care to verify that, Flint?

I eat my wife.

she seems to like it

and I'm too lazy to make a clone thread.