the inventor should get a medal
 

who agrees?

Does he want the medal, or a chest to pin it on?

I agree. The appointment calendar is one of the greatest achievements of modern civilization.

The appointment calendar is the work of Satan.

I'd question how effective it is.
And anyway, why doesn't she stand up, prop the phone under her ear (like a normal person) and rest the diary on the counter. Then she's have both hands free to use a breast pump titty by titty. Which is a more natural way after all (excepting twins).

The two are not mutually exclusive.

After a second thought, I'm wondering where the actual pump is. Those two tubes should be hooked to something IIRC correctly. (It's been some years since I've seen one in action.)

"Express Yourself" by Madonna!!!


Oops! Sorry, i thought we were playing chirades.

I have no idea what you were thinking when you posted it, if you think it's just an amusing pic or what, but if it's a better-designed, workable breast pump, then yes. existing breast pumps are awkward, uncomfortable, and slow.

There's no milk in them thar boobs.....

if you need to save time expressing milk for the nanny to fed to your baby..... I have to wonder why you bothered having it......

Maybe she's paying her way through college as a breast-milk provider.

and where is her baby?

Some moms have to go to work. :eyebrow:

When SWMBO had the inchling we read up on all things dowa (tm) and it turns out that a woman who has never been pregnant can induce lactation by having her nipples sucked. A lot. For a long time. But then it happens.

I guess it is special for some women who aren't able to get pregnant but who want to nurse their adopted baby and have their boobs permanently permanently permanently umm different.

This machine would help. I'd get all distracted and would be more likely to get her pregnant.

It's possible, but by no means a guarantee. It's possible for some men to lactate too, under the right circumstances.

The drugs Reglan and especially Domperidone can increase or even cause lactation - even in males.