AMAZING
 

I was just thinking "I don't want to go to the workroom to get a coffee cup, because I worked a half-day and I don't want them to know I'm here..." and then PRESTO, I looked to my left, at a shelf against the wall, and right there, at eye level, was a new pack of coffee cups.

OH LORDY HALLELUJAH I feel like someone is up there looking out for me. Suddenly I'm thinking "Maybe teaching evolution in our schools really was just a scheme by the liberal activist judges to undermine the moral foundation of this great nation."

I bought a jade frog at an outdoor event at the beginning of May.
The lady told me it was lucky and that it attracted money (well it worked for you, I thought, you're already up on the deal).

Since then I have won a £10 voucher, £55 on the lottery, got a free night out in the West End (musicals! food! booze!) and am potentially going to be on a TV show with one of my heroes.

And I did a fart that sounded like a frog the other day (which made me laugh so hard I nearly followed through).

So my belief in small ornamental luck tokens is now restored.
The Jade Frog, Great Sage and Equal of Heaven (sorry Monkey) is looking down on me with his pop-eyes and smiling the smile of the fly-replete. Thank you your croakiness.

Hopkin? is it you?

I was getting all bunched up that no one said happy birthday at work...as it turned out..it was a conspiracy to not let on to my lunch birthday party...sweet.

Carrot cake with filling mmmm........

And I didn't want to do anything about getting lunch and someone had gotten me a an artisan sandwich. Extra sweet!!!